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Wottahoot UK

Wottahoot UK

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We're an online Greeting Card store for people who like to say it how it is. None of this Best Wishes, Good Luck bollocks. Just pure fucking...read more

Wottahoot UK

We're an online Greeting Card store for people who like to say it how it is. None of this Best Wishes, Good Luck bollocks. Just pure fucking honesty. We love nothing more than to open a card at 7am on our Birthday for one of our besties to tell us how much of an arse we are. From Birthdays, to New Home to Engagements, every occasion deserves a slap in the face.

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11oz Ceramic Shut the f**k up Mug
7d 7h left
£11.99
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11oz Ceramic Rude C is for coffee Mug
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Happy Birthday - F**K Knuckle
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£2.95
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Well Done Card - Fan-F**cking-Tastic
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Birthday Card - Dirty Old S*ut
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Congratulations Card - Lucky
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Generic Card - Always this stupid
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Birthday Card - No money
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New Home - Not moving your sh*t
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Happy Birthday - Baldy T**t
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Get Well Soon Card - At least it's not chlamydia
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Happy Birthday - Man Boobs
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Happy Birthday - Don't know how old you are
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Happy Birthday Sausage Queen
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Happy Birthday - Twenty F**king One
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Birthday Card - 21st Stop being a prick
24d 13h left
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Happy Birthday - 40th Menopausal
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Happy Birthday - Big T*ts
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Happy Birthday - Another F**king Birthday
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Get Well Card - Glad you didn't die
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Happy Birthday - So you're 18
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Retirement Card - Grumpy old twat
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21st Birthday - Still a B**lend
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Happy Birthday - Rug Muncher
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Get Well Soon - Life Insurance
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Happy Birthday F**knugget
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Birthday - You'll not get asked for ID
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Happy Birthday - So today you're 40.
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Good Luck Card - Personality
24d 13h left
£2.95
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Happy 21st, Again
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£2.95
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Birthday Card - Forget Flirty Thirty
24d 13h left
£2.95
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Happy Birthday - So you're 18 - Female
24d 13h left
£2.95
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Happy Birthday - Saggy T*ts
24d 13h left
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Happy Birthday - Another step closer
24d 13h left
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Sorry Card - I'm not really sorry
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Happy Birthday - 60th
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Birthday Card - Another year older
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Happy Birthday - As if you're fucking 50
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New Home Card - Try not to get evicted
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Birthday Card - The present I haven't got you
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Happy Birthday - So you're 18 - Liver
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Happy Birthday Grey Pubes
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