1 Once you have their money ... never give it back.
3 Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
6 A man is only worth the sum of his possessions. (From "Enterprise")
7 Keep your ears open.
8 Small print leads to large risk.
9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10 Greed is eternal.
13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
16 A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along.
17 A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi).
18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
21 Never place friendship above profit.
22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
23 Nothing is more important than your health--except for your money.
27 There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ... insult something he cares about
33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34 Peace is good for business.
35 War is good for business.
40 She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
41 Profit is its own reward.
44 Never confuse wisdom with luck.
45 Expand, or die.
47 Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
52 Never ask when you can take.
57 Good customers are as rare as latinum -- treasure them.
58 There is no substitute for success.
59 Free advice is seldom cheap.
60 Keep your lies consistent.
62 The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
65 Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff.
75 Home is where the heart is ... but the stars are made of latinum.
76 Every once in a while, declare peace.
It confuses the hell out of your
79 Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
82 The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
85 Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
89 Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your
94 Females and finances don't mix.
97 Enough ... is never enough.
99 Trust is the biggest liability of all.
102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103 Sleep can interfere with profit.
104 Faith moves mountains ... of inventory.
106 There is no honour in poverty.
109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
111 Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them.
112 Never have sex with the boss's sister.
113 Always have sex with the boss.
117 You can't free a fish from water.
121 Everything is for sale, even friendship.
123 Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
139 Wives serve, brothers inherit.
141 Only fools pay retail.
144 There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your
162 Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
168 Whisper your way to success.
177 Know your enemies ... but do business with them always.
181 Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
189 Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
190 Hear all, trust nothing.
192 Never cheat a Klingon ... unless you're sure you can get away with it.
194 It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk
202 The justification for profit is profit.
203 New customers are like razor-toothed grubworms...
they can be succulent, but
sometimes they can bite back.
208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer
211 Employees are rungs on the ladder of success...
don't hesitate to step on
214 Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
218 Always know what you're buying.
223 Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.
229 Latinum lasts longer than lust.
236 You can't buy fate.
239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
242 More is good ... all is better.
255 A wife is a luxury ... a smart accountant is a necessity.
261 A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your love of latinum.
266 When in doubt, lie.
284 Deep down everyone's a Ferengi.
285 No good deed ever goes unpunished.
286 [Quark's rule] When Morn leaves, it's all over.